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Old Dec 20, 2005, 03:40 PM // 15:40   #461
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because they dont have a face.

If i drive past Mulberry Lane on Thursday and there were 3 mangos on the mango tree on the corner, how many mangos will be on it on the following Tuesday?
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Old Dec 20, 2005, 04:01 PM // 16:01   #462
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719037494086728938751948671973/102947390285690716240563247560136=3

if i jumped of a 10 story high building and feel 1 story how many stories would i be from exactly 3/4 of the 15 story building standing 1.67 miles from my current location?
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Old Dec 20, 2005, 04:08 PM // 16:08   #463
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probably near a mcdonalds because they are freakin EVERYWHERE!

If a wood chuck can chuck wood at 1 tree a minute.
How fast would a Chuck Norris chuck trees at a wood chuck?
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Old Dec 20, 2005, 04:18 PM // 16:18   #464
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As fast as THIS

Why does a how?
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Old Dec 20, 2005, 04:30 PM // 16:30   #465
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Who does a where!

What if Santa was on the "Biggest Loser" ?
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Old Dec 20, 2005, 08:07 PM // 20:07   #466
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He would certainly be the biggest.

How many fingers am I holding up?
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Old Dec 20, 2005, 08:16 PM // 20:16   #467
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11... wait thats not a finger!

How many people are constipated throughout the world any given day?
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Old Dec 20, 2005, 09:54 PM // 21:54   #468
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Just one

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
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Old Dec 20, 2005, 10:05 PM // 22:05   #469
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The frickin owl bites it!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of lil Kims tootsie pop?
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Old Dec 20, 2005, 10:11 PM // 22:11   #470
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six-tee-nein

If energy equals mass times the speed of light squared, what does the squared speed of light divided by the mass to the negative one power equal?
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Old Dec 20, 2005, 10:18 PM // 22:18   #471
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Well first of all, your wrong. Energy= Power x Time. I know this because I am taking energy in science class right now.

Why do people ask dumb questions??
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Old Dec 20, 2005, 10:33 PM // 22:33   #472
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Because this is the dumb question thread! And also it depends on what kind of energy you are talking about IE. Potential, Kinetic...

For the most part its going to be mass time acceleration. Also Einstein found that, at the speed of light squared, mass becomes pure energy. (So Zehly's not wrong in saying E=MC^2) ^_^

But for a dumb answer that suffices...


Who was Einstein?
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Old Dec 20, 2005, 10:34 PM // 22:34   #473
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A pimple on my a**, that I named.

Who was Hitler?
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Old Dec 20, 2005, 10:37 PM // 22:37   #474
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My son.
How old does that make me?
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Old Dec 20, 2005, 10:39 PM // 22:39   #475
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More than likely dead.

Why does Santa need Mrs Clause?
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Old Dec 21, 2005, 12:01 AM // 00:01   #476
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o god im not answering that.

why are french fries so crispy?
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Old Dec 21, 2005, 07:15 AM // 07:15   #477
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Ill answer my own question! To bake his cookies of course!

And French Fries are so crispy because french women do not shave!

Why are freedom fries crispy?!
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Old Dec 21, 2005, 01:23 PM // 13:23   #478
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b/c the RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing freedom fire makers burnt them. #!$@%#$%$ them!

Why do people complain?
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Old Dec 21, 2005, 03:51 PM // 15:51   #479
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So they can get free food.

Why do dogs lick themselves?
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Old Dec 21, 2005, 03:57 PM // 15:57   #480
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because they can

why does a chinese only fill u for 1/2 an hour
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